a sweaty, swampy undercarriage that results from long walks through the mall. produces discomfort, especially if victim also suffers from swamp ass
Rick: Hey Lay Up, you wanna go jogging?
Lay Up: Sorry bro, I just got home from shopping. I gotta shower up and rest these mall balls for awhile.
Lay Up: Sorry bro, I just got home from shopping. I gotta shower up and rest these mall balls for awhile.
by Uncle Rick Rude October 12, 2009
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"Not much.. just chillin balls, man"
"Dude, come over later.. we can chill balls"
"Yeah we can chill so many balls"
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"Yeah we can chill so many balls"
by ajlevy January 12, 2010
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by Had2thinkawhile March 5, 2022
Get the Ukranium Balls mug.Refers to a running joke on the popular ESPN television show Pardon The Interruption. Often at the end of the program, Tony Kornheiser asks Michael Wilbon what he will be watching on TV that evening. If the night's sports action is dominated by a host of good basketball games, Wilbon and Tony Reali let Kornheiser know that it is a Ball Night. This is done via a quick rundown of the best games and a statement that it is a Ball Night by Wilbon, followed by Reali yelling "Ball Night!!!" from off-camera.
Wilbon: Tony, there are some great NBA games tonight, including Bulls-Heat followed by OKC-Lakers. It is a Ball Night! No question!
Reali: Ball Niiiiiiight!!!!!!
Reali: Ball Niiiiiiight!!!!!!
by G_T March 29, 2012
Get the Ball Night! mug.A term to describe a man’s balls that have not been trimmed for far too long.
When a man has neglected to trim his ball hair for too long thus resulting in elongated growth. He then styles the abnormally long testicle fur into a beard like shape (similar to Merlin’s beard). This can be emphasized by trimming all the hair off the top and sides of the balls leaving only the bottom hairs. This gives the balls a old mans face look. Having naturally white hair also adds to the flare of what is known as wizard balls.
When a man has neglected to trim his ball hair for too long thus resulting in elongated growth. He then styles the abnormally long testicle fur into a beard like shape (similar to Merlin’s beard). This can be emphasized by trimming all the hair off the top and sides of the balls leaving only the bottom hairs. This gives the balls a old mans face look. Having naturally white hair also adds to the flare of what is known as wizard balls.
by Sexual Chocolate Cup February 26, 2011
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