back bacon

More commonly known as peameal bacon served with breakfast. Also known as the fat that sticks out of the sides of chicks who where clothes that are too tight, or wear high cut tops and low cut pants, leaving blubber or 'back bacon hanging out the side.

Holy shit man, look at all the back bacon on that chick, you could feed a family of twelve with that.

by Dr.D!gs June 17, 2004

bacon pussy

Fat girl that thinks she is so sexy that when she rubs up against you, you get a whiff of her fat smelly cooter.

Yo, that fluff was straight up sportin' the bacon pussy. She was rubbin' up against me and I caught a whiff, damn...bacon.

by john- john the madman April 7, 2009

bacon roll

a roll/sandwich filled with bacon.
(from facejacker)

usually said to confused northern irish people while going through a drive thru.

"how many bacon rolls do you want?"
"none"
"4 bacon rolls!"
"no bacon rolls"
"6 more bacon rolls"
"no i don't want any bacon rolls"
"14 bacon rolls!"

by luuuuuuucy April 29, 2010

Bacon alarm

A device that emits high pitched beeps when you are grilling bacon. Sometimes used to detect fires, but very rarely.

better shut the kitchen door or the bacon alarm will go off

by doubledrat April 20, 2008

cooter bacon

Slang for abnormally large labia

Not quite meat curtains but cooter bacon to be sure.

by daredevil99 March 13, 2010

Lady Bacon

The term used to describe the excess flesh of a woman's labia majora which develops due to age as a result of a lifetime of usage and natural loss in tightness of the skin.

I watched some granny porn the other night, mass amounts of lady bacon mate.

by Disgraceful bus driver January 10, 2011

artificial bacon

Rent-a-cops, the secrurity guards that think they are cops and act like them even thou they have no athority.

"I was just hangen out in front of the store and the artificial bacon kicked me out!"

by Neil Hindle October 4, 2005