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Avenged Seven-Troll

An Avenged Seven-Troll is a “metalhead” who is so closed minded that he / she can't accept even the small possibility that the band Avenged Sevenfold is any good. Avenged Seven-Troll's use the same illogical arguments over and over again such as that the band is not metal, that the drugs that The Rev was taking because of his heart problem were being used as recreational drugs, that The Rev died from the combination of those drugs and alcohol, and that the band is a bunch of “emo pussies.” (All of which is not true whatsoever.) Their main point though, is that Avenged Sevenfold fans are a bunch of pre-teen overweight fan girls who have no taste in music and can't spell anything correctly. In most cases, Avenged Sevenfold fans are smart and have very diverse tastes in music. Avenged Seven-Trolls enjoy being glad about The Rev's death. They also laugh at the people who continue to mourn The Rev's death (which is the entire A7X fan base and the members of Avenged Sevenfold themselves.) Most Avenged Seven-Troll's have emo / gothic profile pictures, so they're easily recognizable.
A7X Fan: They're a good band, you just can't accept that.

Avenged Seven-Troll: You're just a fat pre-teenaged girl who has no taste in music.

A7X Fan: Excuse me, I'm actually a nineteen year old man who has a VERY diverse taste in music. Thank you very much.

Avenged Seven-Troll: Nope, You're still a fag.

A7X Fan: -facepalm- You stupid Avenged Seven-Troll.

Avenged Seven-Troll: Fag.
by Admin ZD July 15, 2011
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Avery Syndrome

A very concerning condition in which the afflicted person tries in school. Symptoms include effort, caring, and staying up until 4 AM working on a spanish assignment worth less than .025% of a semester grade. Suggested cures are halo 2 and poker.
Mark: What's hood, bitch?
Avery: I stayed up until like 4 AM doing that friggin spanish, man.
Mark: I skeeted.
Jorge: Avery, you have Avery Syndrome. You need help.
by Jeff Sanderson February 19, 2005
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voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Actually, "Lady Marmalade" was not by Patti Labelle, but by the group Labelle, a band she fronted. Nona Hendryx and Sarah Dash rounded out the trio. "Lady Marmalade" was written by Bob Crewe and Kenny Nolan and was featured on Labelle's 1974 album Nightbirds.
Disco Stu-pid got it only partially right...
by testpatern April 24, 2005
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averi

an averi is a hot girl who is smarter than most guys but doesnt care at all.they are crazy drunks and love to have fun.people make fun of averi's cause they are jelous.athletic.and has mostly guy friends cause girls are bitches.love to eat.everyone wants to be friends with an averi.
averi-"peace out b*tches"
by crazybitch9104 January 31, 2009
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Avery

An incredibly beautiful girl
Boy 1:Dang that girl is beautiful!

Boy 2 :Yeah her name is Avery
by Cy Renuk February 20, 2009
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Avery

Avery is not a name for the faint of heart.

A child (Boy or Girl) given this name will need time to grow into the name; but once they have, they won't let it go for any reason.

P.S. Although it is becoming common for girls to be named Avery, the correct feminine version is in fact Avril
Sally: Hey Adrian
Avery: That's not my name Dammit!
by Subtotal July 3, 2012
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aveo

the chevrolet aveo, same car as the suzuki swift, pontiac wave and daewoo kalos. the car has 105 hp, and is a nice first time buyers car.
-yo check that kick ass car out
-yeah homie G, that sure is an aveo/swift/wave/kalos
by comrade-zee January 1, 2005
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