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Atheist

The polar opposite of Theism, but with the same amount of blind faith, dogma, brainwashing and lack of thinking.

They slap the burden of proof on Theism to prove that God exists while predictably being completely unable and thus unwilling to prove that God doesn't exist.

If what they believe is true, then the universe is completely without meaning, and so our our lives, the lives of our loved ones, and every action we make, because eventually the Earth and all its inhabitants will no longer exist, all the causes of all our effects will cease to be, and there is noone to judge us. Thus, they have no reason to be good and no reason to have morals, and as a result nobody trusts them with anything - a logical reaction to their way of thinking which, of course, they blame the Church for.

Confront them with facts and logic, and they will either suddenly turn Agnostic or mindlessly slander you, probably after slandering the religious for using slander as a weapon.

Intellectually arrogant hypocrite snobs that have some kind of beef with Theism and are constantly shoving their unimaginably stupid way of thinking down your throat while demonizing Theists for doing the same exact thing.
Man #1: I'm smart, everyone who thinks like me is smart and everyone who thinks differently is stupid - especially those dumbass Christians who have no tolerance for those who think differently and think they know everything.

Man #2: Blatant hypocrisy in the very same sentence? That must be some kind of Atheist record.
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
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One who does not belive in a supierior being but does not denie it despite to what people say we are nice people :).
Atheists dont hate christ they hate everyone! :D
by Quinny! August 8, 2006
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Atheist

There are, actually, several definitions of 'atheist' in modern society.
1. Person who is stupid enough to believe that the world created itself, and cannot explain it. Pitiful...
2. Person who is smart enough to see the faults behind various religions. Feh, dumb Christians...
3. Person who cannot make up their mind about which religion to go with, as a result goes with nothing.
4. Person who honestly couldn't care less about this sort of shit.
1. "Atheists really need to get a life."
2. "Atheists are awesome."
3. "I dunno...do I count as an atheist?"
4. "Can we talk about something else? Like, maybe books?"
by ellipsisdotdotdot March 2, 2011
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Teenage Atheist

A modern teenager who claims to not believe in God. Most of these teens don't have faith because

1). They spend too much time on the internet, (Tumblr), where people force their opinions on you, so in the end they get sucked into believing something because "It's cool, man."
2). They never get what they want, i.e. lots of friend and beauty, so they blame God.
3). They refuse to have even the slightest bit of faith because movies and media nowadays make it hard to believe anything.

Teenage Atheists also tend to be huge feminists. Can't find another hobby? Why not bitch about women's rights for no apparent reason?

And lastly, Teenage Atheists are also liberals. Again with the internet pushing opinions on you, they surround themselves with pro-abortion, pro-feminism, pro-marijuana, pro-atheist atmospheres.
Woman #1: Geez, nobody has faith anymore. Especially these fucking soft grunge teens.

Woman #2: The term you are referring to is Teenage Atheist, Carol.

Woman #1: Well, I guess God isn't in style anymore.
by Honest-Truther June 14, 2013
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atheist

A dumbass who can't make up their minds of wat to believe in so s/he calls him/herself an "atheist"
hmmm God or budda I DON'T KNO the only way to get by is to become an hmmm atheist

ice cream or pizza damn hard choice i'll be an atheist for now.
by Tara T December 28, 2005
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An immoral, sometimes completely uneducated example of the lowest level of human society. An extremely hypocritcal race often blinded by self-righteousness and idiocy. Tends to point fingers at others to divert attention from their own flaws. Will use any form oflogic, no matter how absurd, to support their primitive and misguided ideals.

Also see Imbicile.
ImbicileAtheist
by exemus January 16, 2010
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An idiot. They believe that they are smarter than everyone else because they don't believe in God, when in reality all they are are moronic, conflict-loving attention-whores.
Atheist: I'm so smart because I don't believe in God
Theist: No you're not. All you want is attention.
by Halcyon Metal December 21, 2010
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