Animal

A piece of meat that moves

'I don't know what an animal is" - Chad
"A piece of meat that moves" - Nerd

by Abhishook July 29, 2020

Animaloligist

An animal science person / scientist

I’m not an animaloligist but I’m pretty sure it’s a bat

by User 26 August 17, 2020

Animaloligist

An animal scientist

I’m not an animaloligist but I’m pretty sure it’s a bat

by User 26 August 17, 2020

animaloligist

Animal scientist

I’m not an animaloligist but I’m pretty sure it’s a bat

by User 26 August 17, 2020

Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020

Animal crobis

Another name for Animal Crossing

Person 1: “Wanna play animal crobis?”
Person 2: “Yeah sure.”

by Bununabununa November 7, 2020

animal blood

The blood of all animals

"I just collected 30 gallons of animal blood!"

by ChrisNamedJack October 15, 2020