Andres

Enamorado eternamente de la morocha de sexto, se siente tan atraído que mataria por ella, le gusta irse del sereno con ella, es lo mejor q le paso en su vida

Pepito: y esa chica??
Andresito: es valentina el amor d mi vida

by Ndndnsj November 23, 2021

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Andre

A Hero in every regard. A Legend of the utmost respect.

Andre the Rooster died protecting his family and friends from the raccoon.

by ChroniclerGuides February 2, 2022

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Priests cry at the sight of an Andre. One of the many forms of the devil. Abit of a dick but a kind dick. If an Andre is ever encountered, DO NOT let them into your life as they will make your life literal hell with jokes that make youquestion wether you yourself will go to hell. Throwing coins at an Andre will distract him as the sight of coins in his wallet enrages him. If you do however let one into your life be sure to keep in their good graces by pointing out stuffed penguins and memes but like a gremlin, DO NOT get an Andre wet after midnight. Keeping an Andre has its advantages as they will be willing to do anything for those he is loyal to.

Oh shit its an Andre! Quick use the coins!

by PrometheusSky November 23, 2021

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Andre

A guy who eats ass.

I want to find an Andre that will go to town on my butt

by Asseater4lyfe December 8, 2016

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Andres

The one who will get it done ,the one who will conquer anything and everything that he wants with or without manipulation good or bad in him either way he's the best at it whichever one it is he tends not to get mad she gets even

Andres is 2 of 1 and. 1 of a kind.

by ANDWHY July 4, 2020

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