mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022

Alan

a good friend. just dont gift him any games then ask for them beck when he says hes not going to play them. he will eventually.

Alan is a good friend.

by WhyAreWeStillHere? May 5, 2022

Alan

Alan is a fat mother fucker who eats on the daily base!
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.

Alan is a bitch!

by Yugzy May 9, 2022

Alan

Guy who is most times cool but can also be racially motivated sometimes.

Alan is kinda cool

by Ellobozo May 9, 2022

Alan

The prettiest boy there is. He has beautiful eyes and a warm smile.

“I wish I could be Alan”

by One user November 4, 2022

Alan

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.

Oh, Alan, yeah he totally likes her.

Oh yeah, Alan is such a moody asshole.

by tinnytintin September 21, 2022

Alan Civciss

A glorified god of coding and creator and founder of the unspoken rizz.

i wish i was alan civciss

by averageswizzy October 3, 2022