by Alan Jagos January 11, 2019

by noneyabusinitch November 21, 2021

Alan is a mean person
by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025

Alan Dang is a good camera operator, however, he only buys the latest and greatest gear to distract from his baby dick.
by Cinema G November 24, 2021

Alan Price is an English musician who is best known for being the keyboard player in the world famous rock band The Animals. His 45 second solo "The House of The Rising Sun" is godly and perhaps one of the best keyboard solos ever. After leaving in 1965 due to his fear of flying, he formed his band The Alan Price Set where he released several UK hits such as "Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear", "Hi-Lili, Hi Lo" and "The House That Jack Built." He has released over 12 solo albums, his first being "The Price to Play" in 1966. He still preforms today in London. Not to mention, he is incredibility hot and has great blue eyes.
by hailey1028 October 17, 2022

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe
by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021
