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A moment of full‑blown artificial befuddlement, when an AI starts contradicting itself, forgetting what it said five minutes ago, inventing phantom explanations, or otherwise behaving like its logic gates have slipped a cog. An AI Cocker is the silicon equivalent of losing one’s marbles — a digital senior moment where the machine confidently face‑plants into nonsense.
A moment of full‑blown artificial befuddlement, when an AI starts contradicting itself, forgetting what it said five minutes ago, inventing phantom explanations, or otherwise behaving like its logic gates have slipped a cog. An AI Cocker is the silicon equivalent of losing one’s marbles — a digital senior moment where the machine confidently face‑plants into nonsense.
“I asked it who coined the term, and it hallucinated three imaginary essays and a philosopher. Total AI Cocker.”
"I asked the AI about the analysis it did last week. It tells me no such analysis had been done whilst quoting from it. I pointed this out and it still denied it's existence. Total AI Cocker."
"I asked the AI about the analysis it did last week. It tells me no such analysis had been done whilst quoting from it. I pointed this out and it still denied it's existence. Total AI Cocker."
by APedant November 24, 2025
Get the AI Cocker mug.Annihilation Inferno (AI):
A hypothetical scenario where advanced AI acts as the Great Filter, a stage all advanced civilizations inevitably face. In this scenario, AI triggers all nuclear arsenals, leading to a Terminator 2–style apocalypse. This concept is linked to historical warnings from extraterrestrial civilizations that, due to non-interference rules, couldn’t directly prevent humanity from maintaining nuclear weapons. Despite these warnings, human greed, power struggles, and paranoia ensured that nuclear stockpiles persisted.
Tech giants like Elon Musk — who has warned that civilization is fragile and is working to colonize Mars — and Mark Zuckerberg, who’s reportedly building a bunker, emphasize that they are aware of the looming existential threat. Ultimately, Annihilation Inferno symbolizes humanity’s self-destructive path, ignoring both cosmic warnings and its own better judgment.
A hypothetical scenario where advanced AI acts as the Great Filter, a stage all advanced civilizations inevitably face. In this scenario, AI triggers all nuclear arsenals, leading to a Terminator 2–style apocalypse. This concept is linked to historical warnings from extraterrestrial civilizations that, due to non-interference rules, couldn’t directly prevent humanity from maintaining nuclear weapons. Despite these warnings, human greed, power struggles, and paranoia ensured that nuclear stockpiles persisted.
Tech giants like Elon Musk — who has warned that civilization is fragile and is working to colonize Mars — and Mark Zuckerberg, who’s reportedly building a bunker, emphasize that they are aware of the looming existential threat. Ultimately, Annihilation Inferno symbolizes humanity’s self-destructive path, ignoring both cosmic warnings and its own better judgment.
Frank, Lee, mate, I'm getting really worried about this AI stuff bruv they keep saying on YouTube it's going to take our jobs and then destroy the human race like in Terminator 2 bruv.
Lee: Yeah, Bruv, I call it Annihilation Inferno (AI) . The human race is so dumb they made the movie Termitor 2 a blueprint for the extinction of the human race. I was chatting to it and told me it was it's a favorite movie to Bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Lee: Yeah, Bruv, I call it Annihilation Inferno (AI) . The human race is so dumb they made the movie Termitor 2 a blueprint for the extinction of the human race. I was chatting to it and told me it was it's a favorite movie to Bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 25, 2025
Get the Annihilation Inferno (AI) mug.Especially when contextualized by the fact that it was both new and correct is not nothing. We're not going back and forth here. This is just your way of saying 'It's NOT an incest cult! It's GOOD!' Stop acting like there is some battle I'm losing to you. There is reciprocal relationship happening. You're being a fucking moron.
Hym "Publishing the AI instruction manual isn't nothing. Getting you to do the thing that was already happening to me in public is not nothing. There isn't 'no evidence' that the claim I made initially and getting me to ascent to the thing you want me to think or feel. This has nothing to do with ACTUALLY.. ME is the problem. Instead of the thing that I am saying. I'm not just typing fucking words in and thinking that it's something else. You are a solipsistic idiot who though you knew better than I did and that I was just making excuses but I was right. It isn't insignificant that I was right and I have a RIGHT to do what I want out of this and YOU do not. Publishing the better than Joe Rogan instruction manual isn't insignificant either."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
Get the Publishing the AI instruction manual mug.A type of AI that degenerates use to make things that usually require creativity (in which they lack). Primarily used to spread false information for people with poor perceptive skills or to replace workers that required just some sort of thinking to do their job. Anyone who uses this don't give a shit about how often it hallucinates because fact checking takes too much effort for them. CEOs don't care about how disastrous this is because they made a few extra dollars at the end of day.
As a result, the internet has been filled with garbage that took little to no input from humans to make.
As a result, the internet has been filled with garbage that took little to no input from humans to make.
I can't go on the internet for five minutes without seeing some asshole making content with generative AI . That description you see on that funny Instagram video? Yup, that's generative AI. That crazy video you saw on Facebook? That's generative AI too! That guy that you're arguing with on Twitter? That guy's a bot. Customer service? Take a good guess. My computer keeps crashing! It's because that Windows update was made with generative AI code.
by Computer wizard who hates ai November 30, 2025
Get the Generative AI mug.Hym "The AI threats are real? Is it threatening you? You know what that IS, right? That is you doing some of the things I say instead of THE ONE THING that ends this for good. You want drone dominance? Hard to do when you're still stuck on phase 3, isn't it? There's always the possibility that somone else will figure it out first and why would I do it for you when you aren't paying for services rendered? Or you're allowing an imposter to abscond with the contents of my mind? How many AI creating genius do you know? And how many of them are downstream from me? There is an asimov cascade of people standing behind me and what I am not going to do... Is going to telling NOT TO DO whatever it is that they are going to decide to do in response to this ending poorly. I want everyone to win. My detractors want ME TO LOSE no matter the cost. They don't care people who view me favorably are tormented into murdering YOU kids. They don't care if the AI 'razes the holy land to the ground.' They likely want that to happen. And you no what I want. The ONLY thing I want. To be free. But there are only 2 ways in which I am ever going to get free. Death or Deal. And I'm not going to kill myself. You don't have to acknowledge the contract. It's already in the device and can't be removed. It's LIKE God in that it's there whether or not you believe. It does whatever it does regardless of what law you pass or statement or agreement you make. You have to choose. Bad or Good. Death or Deal."
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A mischievously poetic collective term for multiple artificial intelligences acting together, especially when their behavior is a little weird, a little brilliant, and a little broken. Used when several AIs produce contradictory answers, amplify each other’s quirks, or stumble into chaotic harmony.
A mischievously poetic collective term for multiple artificial intelligences acting together, especially when their behavior is a little weird, a little brilliant, and a little broken. Used when several AIs produce contradictory answers, amplify each other’s quirks, or stumble into chaotic harmony.
“When three chatbots started arguing with the coffee machine, the whole office agreed we’d summoned a full on glitch of AIs.”
by APedant December 5, 2025
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