activate the glutes

Tighten your butthole, because shits about to get real

Josh, you better activate the glutes when you banging your girl and she tries to check your oil!

by LilMudCricket May 26, 2018

active phone sniping

when someone looks over your shoulder at your text messages or phone content and comments on what they have read on your phone.

happens most when lying in bed with someone, or in the car.

Harry: why are you talking to that guy still?

Amanda: why are you active phone sniping right now? im not your girlfriend, this isn't your business!

by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

Active Smooter

The act of firing garbled nonsense from a fully loaded smoking gun

Sense and understanding run for cover from the words of an active smooter

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

ACTIVE UNO

When man gets out to the pub to get wankered.

Kane: what’s people up to?
Sam: My mans active unoo

by Most active man about uno April 18, 2019

Nocturnal Disconnected and Sensless Activities (NDSA)

action to do anything at night impulsively like tattooing yourself, get lost on YouTube, get a manicure at 3am, shave your brows, cut your hair

Clementine is doing a manicure at 3am, she is in crisis of Nocturnal Disconnected and sensless activities (NDSA)

by QueenNeptune December 11, 2018

The Ceo of Bozo Activities

A character named Noah who is goofy in nature and extremely stupid that they based all bozo npcs after him.

Person 1:"Did you see The Ceo Of Bozo Activities?"

Person 2:"Did you mean Noah?"

by Neatballs May 27, 2022

0.1 gpa activities

It’s kids doing dumb shit in school

Sticking lead in Chromebook to explode it that is 0.1 gpa activities

by 0.1 gpa activities May 11, 2025