Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016

Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016

Default Abs

When a dude has abs because he's so skinny.

Omg Katie, did you see Tristan's abs?
Girl he's like 100 lbs...those are default abs.

by savagebeach11 December 11, 2016

50 cent abs

When instead of having a six pack or eight pack of abs, only four (or 50%) of them show due to a beer gut or potbelly on the lower half of your stomach. 50 cent pulls this off in many photos.

"Do u gotta six pack?"

" Naw, I got 50 cent abs . I love my food."

by T. Wik March 10, 2016

Abe Sanchez

When you try to give your friend the finger but someone else sees and thinks its intended for them. A misinterpreted flip off.

Tommy pulled a Abe Sanchez with his math teacher, and was sent to the office

by Jackinahatbat March 12, 2016

Big abs

Big abs are abs that are big. Abs that look fake or too real are called big abs. When you see someone who has abs, you say they have big abs to confuse them, but in reality, you think their abs are not real.

person 1: omg did you see jungkooks abs?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: he has big abs

by Okaycool34554 June 25, 2019

Abs month

Gentlemen the women have had their months where you’ve gotten to slap their ass freely but now it is your turn girls gets a pull up your shirt at any time throughout the month of November 27-December and get a look at your abs or get to randomly touch your abs at any point in the day

Damn Johnny’s Avenue were fine as fuck thank God it’s abs months

by BlackBitck2535 November 27, 2019