Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016

Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016

Default Abs

When a dude has abs because he's so skinny.

Omg Katie, did you see Tristan's abs?
Girl he's like 100 lbs...those are default abs.

by savagebeach11 December 11, 2016

50 cent abs

When instead of having a six pack or eight pack of abs, only four (or 50%) of them show due to a beer gut or potbelly on the lower half of your stomach. 50 cent pulls this off in many photos.

"Do u gotta six pack?"

" Naw, I got 50 cent abs . I love my food."

by T. Wik March 10, 2016

Abe Sanchez

When you try to give your friend the finger but someone else sees and thinks its intended for them. A misinterpreted flip off.

Tommy pulled a Abe Sanchez with his math teacher, and was sent to the office

by Jackinahatbat March 12, 2016

Ab-Grab

When a girl awkwardly rests her hand on a man's abs, chest or stomach while taking a photo. The ab grab is usually performed at high school dance picture-parties, but can also be used to show romantic ties to a boy in any photographed scenario.

Omg. Did you see Sarah ab-grabbing Chad in her last Instagram post? She totally wants to get that.

by bails November 13, 2018

Abed

Abed that one guy with the big forehead

You have a forehead just like abeds

by Urban dictionary 14 November 9, 2018