Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 23, 2024

Mop sticked

When you get a mop stick shoved up your ass

In 13 reasons why season 2 tyler got mop sticked to the point of blood

by Andy froehlich May 24, 2018

snot mop

longboard slang for a bandana or piece of cloth used to wipe away boogers.

if you grab your snot mop when you shoulda grabbed your sweat rag, you're gonna have a bad time.

by andyjosephyo July 23, 2011

Muff Mop

A mustache on a pussy

His muff mop tickled my clit.

by Sirahn May 26, 2023

Muff Mop

A mustache

Her: His Muff Mop kept scratching my clit last night

by Sirahn May 26, 2023

Jack mop

A slang term for a motorized floor scrubbing machine that's used to clean restraunt and large scale kitchens.

After sweeping the floor of the walk in freezer, I used the Jack mop to clean it throughly.

by DantheMachoman November 21, 2024

Mop Kiss

Sticking one's tongue in another persons mouth and moving it around in an intense circular motion, while making wet and sloppy sounds.

He gave me a mop kiss and I liked it

by sdjcni December 10, 2019