goober kisser

Someone who kisses the tip of a cock

That guy looks like such a goober kisser

by FitsMagee June 20, 2022

Goofy Goober

Codeword for "I like getting pegged" (note that everything said in the rest of the sentence has no relevance.)

You are such a goofy goober!

by GOOFERGOOBY August 16, 2022

Goober

A fool

"He is such a goober"

by Ieatcheesealot August 26, 2022

Uncle goober

When you call your uncle goober it means he is silly and not that brainy

Omg my uncle is such a goober that’s why i call him uncle goober

by uncleegooberrrr September 4, 2022

Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022

Goober

Dumb WIddly pan an absolute Wanokly spat an unequivacly woocley YaBerBop

Woah bro talk about some real Goober material in that nerd over there

by Brapmaster November 16, 2022

Goober

Someone of the Goober kind or someone living in the Gooberville region.

He was being such a goober!

by magictabby November 30, 2022