David

The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.

I spent the night with David!

by fats so al October 23, 2019

David

Very annoying and has a small penis. Usually a Jewish Brazilian. Biggest ego you will ever see.

Man: Stop acting like David.

Person who is called: sorry

by Sectet December 8, 2018

David

A potato

“Oh my god he looks like a potato, he must be a David”

by haha you noob April 11, 2020

David

Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games

guy 1: "damn, is that a David right there?"
guy 2:"Gotta dodge this ranked game!"

by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018

David

David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.

Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.

by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020

David

A trampy manky disgusting chink who nobody likes / cares about

Ps. Swav isne a word

Oh nut is that David? hide my dug

by David is a poof June 19, 2020

David

david is that on friend who begs for everything, he is an ungrateful bitch ass nigga and he failed a grade and wants to fight people half his size and still lose to somebody who fought in grass with socks david is a snitch who nobody wants them to be around

you know david yeah he a opp and he fant fight

by SGS.SPURK March 27, 2020