Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Fatty Nut

When a nuts fluctuation exceeds 2 meters.

*Level up*

Fatty Nut Unlocked.

“Aye bro, I just got that fatty nut unlock.”

“Yeah. I got mine on December 1st.”

by Big boy xx x2 May 8, 2020

gut nut

the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)

-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)

haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!

the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!

a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!

celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2011

Nut nudge

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.

Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.

by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016

Knee-nuts

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.

Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.

by M.Blur July 22, 2012

Kieg Nut

A smart a** who will give you all the facts and is horny all the time

wow kieg nut that's fascinating.

by Vanderslar April 27, 2020

Nut Gack

When a man puts his penis and testicles inside a homo sapiens mouth then he ejaculates in the man/womens mouth, then the person with the jizz in there mouth spits it into the persons mouth who ejaculated.

I would love to nut gack you and your mother.

by Nut Gacker 300o May 30, 2018