snail grease

When your done fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out. Poop oozes out resembling the trail of grease a snail makes

After I got done fucking Tina in the ass you should have seen the snail grease she left on my bed.

Did you see Mary's underware, I know she takes it in the ass. I mean look at that snail grease trail?

by Tom and Brian December 25, 2007

Grease Monkey

1. Someone who has bits of food, grease, etc. in their facial hair or normal hair.

2. Someone who loves working on cars.

1.
George: Man, John never puts a hairnet on when using the deep fat frier. What a grease monkey.

2.
Josh: All that that grease monkey Joel does all day is work on cars.

by The Anonymous Corporation April 29, 2010

Grease Drying

When you are unable to wipe after a hefty shit so you just leave it there to dry - the ass version of 'drip drying'.

Dude, i was on a road trip and totally had to unload so i went by the roadside but had no bog-roll so i had to do some grease drying!

by Silverlynx April 22, 2019

grease the gears

Trying to decide on time and place to have some pre drinks before a night of debauchery

Hey boys/ladies where are we going "grease the gears" tonight?

by myboyblue! May 13, 2016

grease the griddle

Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.

"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."

by dirtydirtydirtydirtymind666 December 14, 2013

re-grease

To grease or get greased again

(Huge Hit in NHL 14 by Dip)

Dip: "You got Greased"

(Another Huge Hit in NHL 14 by Dip)

Dip: "re-grease!!!!!!!"

by doubledmaster December 6, 2013

Homo-Grease

Ted Pawlick and his coaching styles

Ted, Teddy and The Mounties are all Homo-Grease

by Gangsta47 October 1, 2009