grumpy dump

A shit that hurts coming out. Grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy shit.

Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!

John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.

by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014

Aussie dump

The act of shitting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) In an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.

Ted:"woahhh those are some gnarly skid marks!
Douglas: "yupp, I took an Aussie dump"

by Ale07 June 1, 2012

Pumpkin Dumping

To defecate in a carved Halloween pumpkin.

I just ate some White Castle with a Taco Bell chaser. I'm ready to go pumpkin dumping.

by The Pumpkin King September 24, 2006

mother dump

A particularly massive bowel movement.

Damn, I just took a mother dump!

by Jesu Christu May 14, 2006

Night dump

To take a dump at night

One time I was so drunk I took a night dump in my neighbor's yard

by Suspence July 19, 2009

Scrump and Dump

used to describe a person you "date" long enough to have sex with, and then dump them.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what happened to that bitch Holly you was seein?"
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."

by RoyGBiv79 October 31, 2009

liquid dump

when you take a shit but your feces are totally in liquid form.

I haven't shit a solid in weeks. I've only taken liquid dumps.

by Hecto September 7, 2007