Zombie sex

While having sex with a girl, before you ejaculate you pull your dick out and ejaculate into her eyes. While she is unable to see you, you put hand cuffs on her feet to restrict her movement, then run away. Her blind restrictive movements will resemble those of a zombie.

Dude 1: Dude last night I had zombie sex, she wasn't happy at all, I left her like that and walked out of her apartment.
Dude 2: dude now she's just your zombie ex XD.

Zombie sex by Synyster Sevenfold May 8, 2014

Zombie Leveling System

The Zombie Leveling System (ZLS for the sake of this article) is an ingenius method of rating zombies and their abilities. To the masterful eye of a zombie conisseur, any zombie can be instantly rated. The further a zombie has decayed, the higher it's level is. However, the decay level of a zombie eventually reaches a peak, in which its abilities are taken into account. The ZLS has taken into account several zombie abilties. Low level zombies merely have the ability to eat you and stumble around, should you be dumb enough to run into them. However, as zombies get higher in level, they become more agile, and gain abilities like spontaneous combustion, spikes, and wings. A level 50 zombie, is the most feared. Despite how rotten his flesh is his decayed brain can merely think about you, and you will die.

The rotten flesh zombie on fire, is about a level 20 on the Zombie Leveling System.

Zombie Leveling System by Terry Holloway July 12, 2006

Zombie Hordes 

Masses of biogenetically enhanced or cursed individuals on the rampage for human meat. Often the destruction of mankind (more affective but not as clean as pirates or ninjas). Zombie hordes can be most often found in two places:
1) Cities in a Zombie Apocolypse after some unwiting team mate triggers a car alarm, breaks a window, knocks over a trash can, etc.
2) Remote praries and abandoned towns in the midwest.

Tom: Hey, let's split directions while there are roving bands of zombie hordes about!
Betty: Okay! What's the worst that could happen?
Tom: Certainly not one of us getting cornered, turned into a flesh eating ghoul, and finding the other one totaly trusting while they turn their back and we proceed to eat their brains!
Betty: Let's go!

Zombie Hordes by Twinfist February 4, 2010

zombie mask 

A zombie mask is when you ejaculate on a woman's face and then push her face into the sand. She then gets up and stumbles around, arms outstretched, either looking for something to clean off her face or looking to choke the crap out of you!

I taught my cheating girlfriend a lesson when I took her to the beach. I blew my load on her face and then pushed her face into the sand. I laughed as she stumbled around the beach with her zombie mask on.

zombie mask by SMuOpKE September 1, 2006

Zombie code of honor 

The dead bodies that are left over after a phish or grateful dead concert. Which then are later turned into hippie zombies after a politically conservative necromancer resurrects them. which in turn puts the hippies souls trapped in a copy mortal kombat and shall get their ass kicked and their spines ripped out for all eternity. The ideology and term "zombie code of honor" can be traced back from the popular kid rock song-bawitdaba.

Rufus: Hey after that grateful dead concert i saw that bible thumping necromancer getting ready to whip out his "zombie code of honor" on those dead bodies.

Leroy: Yeah, hey wanna go play some mortal kombat?

Rufus: fuck yeahh!

Zombie code of honor by Dirtydan113 March 23, 2011

zombie walk

A large gathering of people dressed up as zombies and walking around a public place calling out for brains, trying to scare "conservative" people, and proving to us all that individuals are capable of making bigger asses of themselves than ever thought possible.

"Hey, are you participating in the zombie walk?"

"No I'm not a knob"

"Oh"

zombie walk by Jordanzzzzzzzzz May 7, 2008

zombie o'clock 

That certain time way too early in the morning when you stumble around and moan like a zombie.

Dude, What time is your meeting tomorrow morning?
Seven A.M. That means I have to roll out of bed at "zombie o'clock"

zombie o'clock by I can't stand it June 18, 2011