WTF

How to get banned off a fucking Minecraft server. Typing this word into ur chat will automatically permanently ban you from any Minecraft server full of prepubescent dicks referred to as “admins”

Person 1: WTF I just waisted 12 hours of grinding on this role play server to buy a plot of land that is 3 by 3 blocks wide!

Admin (probably squeaker) ur getting banned for inappropriate language

by TheBigNig69 February 1, 2019

WTF

where's the food?

"yo WTF?" " What?" "where's the food?????"

by dearest turkey February 10, 2019

WTF

When your teacher or mom accidentaly types you this and you ask what it means:
Response: Well that's fantastic

Son: I got kicked in the head today by a bully...
Mom: WTF!
Son: What does WTF mean?
Mom: Well that's fantastic

by Spiders in a jar September 20, 2018

WTF

'Wtf' stands for 'where's the food'

It's as simple as that.

'Hey mom wtf? There's nothing in the fridge.'
'Oh, honey don't you remember? You are everything after you had your mental break down yesterday.'

by Wtf? Wtf. September 23, 2018

Wtf?

Stands for 'where's the food'.
Usually used with a question mark.
Could potentially be used with an exclamation point.

'Mom, wtf? There's nothing in the fridge.'
'Oh honey, don't you remember. You ate everything after you had your mental breakdown yesterday.'

by Wtf? Wtf. September 23, 2018

wtf

wtf stands for “what the fuck” And is usually said when someone is confused or mad about something/someone. It can also stand for many other things like “where the fuck” or “who the fuck”...etc.

Wtf dude? Why’d you play me like that?

by Wherearetheavacados? June 10, 2018

WTF

Short for 'What the fuck'. Usually happens out of anger or being surprised.

Boy One: *punches boy two*
Boy Two: “WTF?!”

Girl One: “Guess what?!”
Girl Two: “What?”
Girl One: “Josie is dating Justin!”
Girl Two: “WTF, REALLY?!”

by anonymous May 25, 2018