John: I paid $300 for a controller!?
Tim: You bought a Nintendo Wii!?!
John: Yeah, I've been robbed!
Tim: It's Nintendo, what did you expect?
Tim: You bought a Nintendo Wii!?!
John: Yeah, I've been robbed!
Tim: It's Nintendo, what did you expect?
by the runner October 21, 2007
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The Wii is an ugly electronic box of foreign assembly which displays images on your TV based upon how well you can spasm and jerk your wrist using the console's motion sensitive remote control. This is merely one innovation in a long line of Nintendo products designed to make you girate and giggle in front of your TV, while simultaneously cursing the manufacturer.
The Wii is an ugly electronic box of foreign assembly which displays images on your TV based upon how well you can spasm and jerk your wrist using the console's motion sensitive remote control. This is merely one innovation in a long line of Nintendo products designed to make you girate and giggle in front of your TV, while simultaneously cursing the manufacturer.
1. Dude, we're having a total Wii party at my house tonight. Bring lots of ice for your wrist.
2. FUCK you NINTENDO Wii!!! GODDDAMN FUCKING SHIT CONTROLLER!!!! WTF!!! NOT AGAIN! FUCK! (You will hear lots of language like this when the Wii is released.)
2. FUCK you NINTENDO Wii!!! GODDDAMN FUCKING SHIT CONTROLLER!!!! WTF!!! NOT AGAIN! FUCK! (You will hear lots of language like this when the Wii is released.)
by ByronGman2 September 21, 2008
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"dammit!! i just came home, looked underneath the tv and somebody jacked my wii!"
"i can't believe they hit me off...they jacked my wii"
"don't bother johnny right now, he's playing with his wii."
"stfu fanboy and stop sucking on nintendo's wii"
"this guy is riding nintendo's wii hard"
"dammit!! i just came home, looked underneath the tv and somebody jacked my wii!"
"i can't believe they hit me off...they jacked my wii"
"don't bother johnny right now, he's playing with his wii."
"stfu fanboy and stop sucking on nintendo's wii"
"this guy is riding nintendo's wii hard"
by Ezgamer May 14, 2006
Get the Nintendo Wii mug.An "all right" console. THe motion sensors and capabilities are crap though, and doesnt have many "adult" type games. A console for kids.
I hate it untill super smash bros brawl comes out then ill enjoy playing with a wii (haha)
I hate it untill super smash bros brawl comes out then ill enjoy playing with a wii (haha)
by somedudeinmaryland01 June 26, 2007
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Get the have a wii mug.the code name for smoking marijuana in the hsm. the "wii remote" being pipe, joint or bong, the "game" being the type of weed, and the "battery" being the lighter. the whole package is called "nintendo wii".
by james warren March 28, 2009
Get the nintendo wii mug.An overclocked GameCube bought by idiot consumers who don't know shit about real gaming who will hit themselves in the head when they realize the superior graphics of the 360 and PS3.
Nintendo Wii consumer - "My Wii is small and cheap. I love to play with my Wii all day."
360 Consumer - "I don't know if he's having a seizure or playing with his Wii. I'm going to watch an HD-DVD movie."
PS3 consumer - "When I got off work at my law firm. I'll hop in my Mercedes and buy a specially designed, gold-plated PS3 complete with rims and no vibrator. Then I'll pay $30 for a movie that came out 20 years ago just to watch it on my big-screen HD-TV 1080p."
360 Consumer - "I don't know if he's having a seizure or playing with his Wii. I'm going to watch an HD-DVD movie."
PS3 consumer - "When I got off work at my law firm. I'll hop in my Mercedes and buy a specially designed, gold-plated PS3 complete with rims and no vibrator. Then I'll pay $30 for a movie that came out 20 years ago just to watch it on my big-screen HD-TV 1080p."
by NotAFanBoy JustAWiiHater April 2, 2007
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