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wanna-beaner

An arab or indian who wears a beanie to cover their eyes, in hopes of passing off as a Mexican. A wanna be mexican.
by 2MDUB December 26, 2003
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Emo Wannabe

Girls who are preppy and see a lot of emo kids and see how they have lots of friends. They don't have any friends and just want to hang out with them. The dtages of the emo wannabe...

1) Gets a pair of Airwalk and just goes around saying "Hey look at my new converse!" The real emo/scene kids walk away and laugh at her.

2) She's wearing a black shirt with a skull on it. This is the only black shirt she owns and a pink sweatshirt.

3) She brags about how she cut herself yesterday. "OMG GUYS! I got so mad at my mom for telling me to turndown my Greenday CDs and cut myself!" No one really cares except for the nerd who is afraid of emos.

4) She went to Claire's and bought some skull earings and some white and black striped gloves.

5) She got a chain and a bow at Hot Topic. While she was there some REAL emo kids were probably laughing at her and wondering why she would come here.

6) Blah blah blah, usually later on she would turn into a real emo...

Boys who are usually made fun of decide to become emo.

1) He starts saying that he loves Greenday and his TXT signature is "I aM tHe EnEmy" or some shit like that.

2) He says that he eats babies over, and over, and OVER, AND OVER again. His friends just tell him to shut up and say something else, but now he just goes to the corner and pretends to be upset.

3) Today, he has totally abandoned his friends for a corner.

4) He tries to talk to his old friends after being rejected by the emo kids. And of course all he wants to talk about is how he cuts himself. (PSSSSSHHHHH)

5) Now the emo kids will treat him like their little chihuahua because he won't leave them alone.

6) He dyed his hair "black" in one place but it's really just dark dark blue.

7) Never makes it to emo paradise this way. He's just a pet to them.
Emo Wannabe Girl: OOHH EMMM GEEE! I LUV MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!

Real Emo Kid: What's your favorite song by them?

WG: Uh....The Parade Black!

RE: ...you mean the Black Parade?

WG: Yeah! I love it!

RE: Then sing the first part of it.

WG: ....oh I have to go to class now! Bye bye! *skips away*

Emo Wannabe Boy: I eat dead babies!

Friend1: Really?

WB: Yea, it's addicting.

Friend2: You know you have a big oreo ring around your mouth?

WB: Oh, yeah, that was a baby. The blood got dry.

Friends(in unison): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhht... >_>
by misaxBETCH June 20, 2009
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Wannaboo

Someone you want to be romantically involved with
Can't miss the party - my wannaboo is gonna be there!
by Sweet Bippy July 23, 2007
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Wanawbe Indian

A member of the Wanawbe tribe is a self-identified "Native American" who feels that they are Native American because they are part Cherokee. It is a play off of the word "Wannabe". They are wannabe Indians and therefore a member of the Wanawbe tribe. Pronounced WaNAWbee.
Guy 1: He's Native American?? He looks 100% white.

Native 1: Ya, he's part Cherokee but full Wanawbe Indian of the Wanawbe Nation.
by Injunman88 February 25, 2010
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wannabeef

a very convincing, meatless, substitute for ground beef. Wannabeef is not often generally consumed by anyone but vegetarians &/or vegans and varies in its degree of palatability.
Person A: "Wow, this meatloaf is so delicious!"

Person B: "Actually it's meatlessloaf. I made it with wannabeef."
by sara90 December 7, 2009
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Samurai Wannabee

A negative phenomenon where foreigners who go to Asia try to look like ancient Japanese Samurai by growing their hair to long lengths, and tying it in a bun at the back (possibly with a lock or two of hair loose for shock affect). They do this because they are confused about their own identity and are actually shallow enough to think that you can become something in complete essence by merely duplicating what it looks like. It is also generally accompanied by growing aesthetically repulsive amounts of stubble with a smile/sneer and *I'm cool attitude*.
Man I can't believe that clown! He comes walking into here looking like a Samurai Wannabee and actually managed to pick up that chick! That guy is such a fake!
by Babo Sang Pyo December 13, 2005
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wannabe irish

Someone who, although they have never been to ireland, profoundly believes themselves to be in some way inherently irish. Maybe their great-granny once saw dublin from a boat, or maybe they just like the colour green, who knows.

Wannabe irishness is most common in the USA, although they pop up everywhere. Things wannabe Irish people like: funding the IRA, talking endless bollocks about Ireland, and using some appropriated version of irish identity to excuse behaving like a drunken twat.
Chocky arlaaah my friend, now lets have another guinness before I have to get on the plane to Boston to discuss those stock options - Some Wannabe Irish dude
by get_out December 19, 2008
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