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george washington

is wen you have sex with a girl and cut down a cherry tree, or cross the delaware
i heard he did a george washington and died wen the tree fell on him
by jesus is way better than moses October 15, 2006
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Aberdeen, Washington

The town where Kurt Cobain grew up, but wasn't born. (He was born in Hoquiam, silly.)
Kurt Cobain spent most of his childhood in Aberdeen, Washignton
by amy March 6, 2005
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George Washington

When you poke a shit out and rub it in the mouth of an unconscious person to make it look like they have wooden teeth, then you stick a powdered wig on them.
On President's Day, I busted out the powdered wig and did a George Washington to my friend while he was sleeping to honor the first president.
by Felicia Fancybottom July 29, 2009
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Wethington syndrome

When you are such a psycho bitch you feel the need to destroy your fat ass boyfriends life and trap him and get insanely jealous of every female that’s near your man and you make up psychotic scenarios and ideas and put them in your boyfriends head until he threatens to shoot people.
My mans caught wethington syndrome. He’s in jail for child support and she called Statutory rape charge on him.
by THTmexicangy August 24, 2021
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Old Washington

The act of finding Washington on the One Dollar Bill attracive, therefore having a cricle jerk with some friends and unloading on his face on the One Dollar Bill as if you were doing it to him in person.
"Any1 up for an Old Washington 2night?"
by Yung baby face Killa June 20, 2007
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George Washingtons surprise

basically tea-bagging or if your Ray Toro, potato sacking
"he totally gave the George Washingtons surprise last night while I slept."
by snolaura October 12, 2009
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Colonel Washington

the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.
Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!

Mr.Jones: You have herpes?
by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010
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