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boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
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Walmart

“I cant wait to Walmart tonight”
What’s that?”

Jacking off dumbass
by Soapy00 June 21, 2021
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Yodeling Walmart Kid

Yodeling Walmart Kid probably has an article of it on know your meme
by hit that mf yeet April 9, 2018
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Walmart car

A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar
“Hey honey I have some errands to run, I’m taking the Walmart car”
by Yinzerman73 May 29, 2023
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Walmart Challenge

The Walmart challenge requires you and a couple other friends (preferably 2) to go to walmart and pick food for one another. The catch is that the person you are picking for cannot know what item you have selected for them. Once you have each other’s foods, you blindfold each other 1 at a time and have them try the selected food, hoping that one of them throws up
Boy 1: bro I’m so bored what do you wanna do?
Boy 2 : bro let’s do the Walmart challenge
Boy 3: hell yeah!!
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018
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WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of something So Bad that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & Tammy Faye Bakker makeup!?!?"
"Yeah, unfortunately, she, I mean it, looked like a WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021
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Walmartitis

State of being fed up with working for walmart.
The stress of working for walmart causes a case of walmartitis
by Capricornmom June 6, 2015
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