Bob: "Mary, what are you doing"
Mary (redhead): "Ugh WTF! I'm looking for my hair loss accelerator!"
Mary (redhead): "Ugh WTF! I'm looking for my hair loss accelerator!"
by big_Barter August 24, 2023

An abbreviation of “What The Fuck” to most of the population, but is an abbreviation of “Well That’s Fantastic” to your mother
*Texting*
You: Hey, Ma! I got all A’s and B’s on my report card!
Mom: Wtf!
You:
Mom:
You:
Mom:
You:
Mom:
You: Ma, what does Wtf stand for?
Mom: Well That’s Fantastic!
You: Hey, Ma! I got all A’s and B’s on my report card!
Mom: Wtf!
You:
Mom:
You:
Mom:
You:
Mom:
You: Ma, what does Wtf stand for?
Mom: Well That’s Fantastic!
by Kermit-The-Hoe-Hoe-Hoe June 12, 2020

Wtf stands for What the fuck and is used if your little bitch of a friend does some dumb shit that's stupid and or random.
by I havesmalldic69 January 2, 2020

by glen1 June 11, 2024

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.
Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?
Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?
Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.
by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023
