v. A not so secretive slang term for wake and bake. It is the act of waking up and partaking in a marijuana smoking session. Origins Nameday 2007 after a group of 14 year olds couldn't finish their stash for the night.
Brugger- yo im down for a woke-n-boke after breakfast.
Mark- oh hell yeah son do we still have a roach?
Elias- My dude we have four!
Mark- oh hell yeah son do we still have a roach?
Elias- My dude we have four!
by ERGeezy October 18, 2009
Toke and Woke is the false sense of insight/intelligence experienced by stoners after consuming marijuana. Generally used disparagingly, in order to belittle and imply a general lack of intelligence, especially when spouting poorly thought out conspiracy theories.
Person 1: "I never understand what he means by what he says. He acts like he is mentally superior, but what comes out is just drivel".
Person 2: "Sounds like a textbook case of 'Toke 'n' Woke'".
Person 2: "Sounds like a textbook case of 'Toke 'n' Woke'".
by Emotional Sociopath September 17, 2018
Smith: If I criticised Black Lives Matter's disgusting racism at work, I'd lose my job.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.
by Old Phardt June 05, 2022
A way to describe how someone responds when someone is under the impression that they are being manipulated or gaslighted, specifically when you want to remind them that you woke up that morning.
“Stop manipulating me, stop, stop!”
“This morning, I woke up today in this morning, in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up, and remember that every morning, that I wake up, I, I WOKE UP THAT FFFFFUCKING DAY just remember that.”
“This morning, I woke up today in this morning, in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up, and remember that every morning, that I wake up, I, I WOKE UP THAT FFFFFUCKING DAY just remember that.”
by JoeyBeltbuckle32 October 18, 2023
You're wealthy, white, and woke when you're the founder of Reddit and are married to Serena Williams
Man...I need me a WWW (Wealthy, White, and Woke). He'll understand me better.
Man...I need me a WWW (Wealthy, White, and Woke). He'll understand me better.
by Maya from Maryland November 28, 2018
by Cum_inmy.ass October 02, 2020
Alt: Got up on the wrong side of the bed. (Past Tense)
An expression that is typically used to describe a grumpy or irritable person, especially when the reason for their unhappiness is unknown.
It can also be used to describe when somebody wakes up in a bad mood which then lasts all day, possibly because they didn't get enough sleep or had an unpleasant dream the night before.
The phrase dates back to Ancient Rome, where it was considered bad luck to get out of bed from the left side, which itself originated in a very old superstition saying that everything related to the left-hand side was inherently unlucky. The modern English expression reflects that myth with a tongue-in-cheek play on words, suggesting that a grouchy person must have gotten out of bed on the "wrong" side, as opposed to the "right" side.
An expression that is typically used to describe a grumpy or irritable person, especially when the reason for their unhappiness is unknown.
It can also be used to describe when somebody wakes up in a bad mood which then lasts all day, possibly because they didn't get enough sleep or had an unpleasant dream the night before.
The phrase dates back to Ancient Rome, where it was considered bad luck to get out of bed from the left side, which itself originated in a very old superstition saying that everything related to the left-hand side was inherently unlucky. The modern English expression reflects that myth with a tongue-in-cheek play on words, suggesting that a grouchy person must have gotten out of bed on the "wrong" side, as opposed to the "right" side.
"What's with Wendy? She seems annoyed about something."
"I don't know, maybe she got up on the wrong side of the bed today."
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"You're acting like real jerk!"
"Sorry, I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I'm in a bad mood, but it's not your fault."
"I don't know, maybe she got up on the wrong side of the bed today."
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"You're acting like real jerk!"
"Sorry, I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I'm in a bad mood, but it's not your fault."
by Charlie Apples May 26, 2015