wishyouwere

synonym: wannabe

Nikki Minaj you need ta quit being such a Katy Perry/Lady Gaga wishyouwere and realize you gotta have talent to dress like an idiot :P

by don'tgaf March 2, 2011

best of wishes

What you say to someone when you are parting ways with them. Wishing them the best means hoping things work out like they hope.

“I just got kicked out of school man...”
“Damn that sucks, sorry man. Best of wishes”

by TwoThiryFour April 2, 2019

well wisher

someone who smiles in your face but actually wishes to put a knife in your back.

man y'all some well wishers!

or

All these well wishers are just at my party to get at my ladies and alcohol.

by airjordan89 September 29, 2010

wishy washy

Insecure of oneself, often due to the racist treatment of one's peers.(See Viraj)
Also relating to everyday life, in any way, shape or form. (See Mr. Curry)

"Brett, you are such a wishy washy. Wishy Wishy Wash Wishi Wishi Wishi"

"Vij you are a camel jockey.
Stop, you guys are making me feel like a wishy washy."

by VParizzle October 16, 2006

Double wishbone suspension

When doing a vertical 69, with your feet on the ground and her legs straight up in the air. Put both elbows straight out with your hands at your chest/her crotch. Split each hand into two sets of two fingers (pointer & index fingers, ring & pinkie fingers), like Spock. Insert both sets of ring & pinkie fingers in her anus, insert both sets of pointer & index fingers in her vagina. Then proceed to curl all fingers and move your forearms/her body up and down vigorously, holding on inside of her.

by Roostafy April 21, 2003

Wishstress

Wishstress. A person male or female that you wish was your mistress. It could be anybody. A co-worker,neighbor,celebrity. Somebody that you have a serious crush on but there is no real relationship.

You see the same girl everyday at the drive thru she is married you are married but you still have a crush on her.

She is your Wishstress.

by S.Sterling July 22, 2007

wishbone

When two males are disputing over who gets to fuck the drunk passed out girl at the party, they both take a leg and pull in opposite directions until one breaks. Whoevers leg breaks first is the one that gets to fuck her.

"Yo look at Patty she passed out! Dude, I'll wishbone you for it. You're on!"

by Nuchibuchi August 15, 2006