Vanilla wafer

Someone who is not kinky/prefers regular sex.

"My friend Swag doesn't have any kinks, he's a vanilla wafer."

by sumauds April 9, 2021

Vanilla Monkey

A white person that acts like a black person.

Jaden is a vanilla monkey.

by Lewis90 December 31, 2021

Real Vanilla

A person, place or thing found to be authentic without flaw or imitation.

Did you see the boots she was wearing? They were very nice, the real vanilla.

by mactwisted October 23, 2011

Vanilla Adventure

To call one a gay one night stand.

Do you see him? He is totally a vanilla Adventure.

by Enilked January 23, 2018

Vanilla Topper

Blowing your load inside the mouth but having it spit/slobbered back on top of your cock making your cum drip down and it being “topped” in vanilla cream.

Baby, just give me a “vanilla topper” and make it slobbery wet!

by Speedermen June 20, 2021

Vanilla Face

*Refers to someone with abnormally pale complexion

*Refers to someone's complexion when caught by surprise

"That vanilla face is the fastest runner in the state!"

"Mark went vanilla face when he saw his crush at the school dance"

by Clark1212815 January 20, 2022

Vanilla Rape

When a being raped/beat up by a gang of white people

Oh snap! That fool is getting vanilla raped!

by Galano May 1, 2005