Vanilla Faced

To be bland, generic, not willing to experience adventures not only in the bedroom, but in any situation.

Man, I really wanted to hook up with that one chick, but she's too vanilla faced for me

I invited an old friend to the bar, but she wanted to be vanilla faced and stay home

by The Phantom Demon June 7, 2018

Real Vanilla

A person, place or thing found to be authentic without flaw or imitation.

Did you see the boots she was wearing? They were very nice, the real vanilla.

by mactwisted October 23, 2011

Vanilla Monkey

A white person that acts like a black person.

Jaden is a vanilla monkey.

by Lewis90 December 31, 2021

Vanilla wafer

Someone who is not kinky/prefers regular sex.

"My friend Swag doesn't have any kinks, he's a vanilla wafer."

by sumauds April 9, 2021

Vanilla Topper

Blowing your load inside the mouth but having it spit/slobbered back on top of your cock making your cum drip down and it being “topped” in vanilla cream.

Baby, just give me a “vanilla topper” and make it slobbery wet!

by Speedermen June 20, 2021

Vanilla Face

*Refers to someone with abnormally pale complexion

*Refers to someone's complexion when caught by surprise

"That vanilla face is the fastest runner in the state!"

"Mark went vanilla face when he saw his crush at the school dance"

by Clark1212815 January 20, 2022

Vanilla Rape

When a being raped/beat up by a gang of white people

Oh snap! That fool is getting vanilla raped!

by Galano May 1, 2005