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forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010
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state vacation

Serving time in jail, prison, or any correctional facility.
My guys doing a little state vacation right now. He’ll be back soon.
by It don’t matter December 13, 2018
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Mongolian Vacation

A physically and/or mentally demanding vacation that usually results in a new found respect for the people/place visited and a renewed sense of perspective on life. Derived from Vincent’s vacation to Mongolia in September 2011
Kiran: Vince, you look completely exhausted. Didn’t you just come back from vacation?

Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.
by Vincent Wali September 13, 2011
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vacation dick

A dick so big that one could only receive on a time-to-time basis.

Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
A: "How was last night with the guy from the bar?"

B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
by O.Warbucks June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.

boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.
by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016
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vacation dick

A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.
Omg my friend Hayden has a 10 inch dick. The best vacation dick I've ever had. Such a shooter too.
by bottom_boy June 17, 2016
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sedation vacation

When you’re having a minor procedure done in the hospital that requires small to moderate amounts of anesthesia that leaves you in a relaxed and twilight like state, usually lasting between 4-12 hours
Nurse: Don’t be nervous we will give you some thing to ease the anxiety throughout the procedure...

Patient: Alrighty then

Nurse: Time for your sedation vacation!
by mandathensome July 2, 2020
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