A repository for artificially-inseminated neologisms and pseudo-intellectual confabulations normally frequented by the desperate, the uneducated and the gullible who have probably never looked at, never mind read, a proper dictionary.
by INTERCOURSE OFF July 8, 2018

What you call a really sexist, opinionated and fascist person. Someone who thinks it's fine to poke fun at women ALL the time, in a really disgusting way, but gets all upset and hurt when someone says something he doesn't like.
A: that Urban Dictionary over there just tried to stick a camera up my skirt and said I was overreacting when I told him to fuck off.
B: oh yeh, I know him, he's a total Bill Gates
B: oh yeh, I know him, he's a total Bill Gates
by Healthyandpopular May 5, 2020

I need to look up on the urban dictionary what life is... (A joke for people that were actually asking)
by Helpisnothere November 26, 2017

Urban Dictionary is only for people with low self esteem to search up their own name and feel happy when it says something good about them. Some people go on to Urban Dictionary to search up something funny like pineapples. Pretty much no one goes on it for the intended reason the people made this site, to search up a slang just to figure out why people laugh when you say you need wood.
'Yo, have you been on urban dictionary?'
'yeah, have you searched up my name on it?'
'nah, I like searching up pineapples because it's funny'
'yeah, have you searched up my name on it?'
'nah, I like searching up pineapples because it's funny'
by your mum 69 21 May 8, 2019

by Sir Deus Midi August 13, 2017

A dictionary where the users write the definition of words. You're actually using urban dictionary right now.
by et person April 9, 2021

by qwefhu July 7, 2017
