Ultra Simp

To simp so hard that you don’t text or talk to your friends unless you desperately need help.

Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.

by LilCrouton September 16, 2020

Ultra Bong

A person who decides to take the next level of smoking big bongs. This time an Ultra Bong can legit make you more stupid and high than a rock.

Woah Donald, you decided to smoke an ultra bong. You're so high

by Real YT Tartarus May 3, 2021

Ultra fat

When u more fat Than Kim jong OOF

Guy: bitch u ultra fat
Girl: no u

by Kevindafuckboi1337 September 10, 2018

Ultra Cunt

A person who is extremely stupid, Over retarded and Less-Literate who is always the Cunt Eater.

Oh look!

It's the Ultra Cunt.

by AdamLaughsLololol April 27, 2018

Ultra Instinct

A transformation in Dragon Ball Super inspired by a real life phenomenon when a Gamer is one shot in a bossfight that the person has spent alot of time on, this real life transformation will utalize the reserve of Gfuel in your system by concentrating it in the persons brain reducing the gamers reactiontime by as much as 100% and increasing your brains foresight ability by as much as an astounding 20,000,000,000% although something that has probably happened to alot of people it is increadibly hard to activate because of the situations extremely percise requirements.

"I went totally Ultra instinct on Micheal yesterday when we were playing Fifa, take that Micheal you dumb b*tch.

by Salvia Trader August 30, 2020

ultra death-skank of uber-doom

the ultra death-skank of uber-doom (or UDSUD) is a technique of skanking invented by a highschooler named nate used to skank in mosh pits withouth hXc dancing.

can also be used to smash people's balls in or give them a dead leg so you can grab whatever you are trying to get from them (ex: bag of weed) and yell YOINK and then run away really fast

dude! nate just used the ultra death-skank of uber-doom on ezra again because i think he said something about his sister and had to get an unfair advantage to run away because of his stoner asthma!

by ledhead7389 May 21, 2007

Roblox football ultras

basically football ultras but its just in a lego based game but really they are typical chavs who just wave a pyro in the air and just do random shit

roblox football ultras are so scary
theyre not that scary pete

by big fat tubby March 11, 2023