Unicorn Wrangler

A person who is capable of accomplishing the near impossible, and is highly desirable .

She's a unicorn wrangler

by datphatchick September 05, 2017

Swedish Unicorn

Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.

Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn

by ToonzYT October 13, 2023

Unicorn Nibbler

When you place your ball sack on someones forehead so that you penis protrudes like a unicorn horn.

I was getting a blowjob the other night, and then just gave this chick the biggest unicorn nibbler.

by lovestolkein January 07, 2011

Unicorn cookies

Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....

Always give your enemy unicorn cookies, they will never forget it.

by Piskey Ed June 01, 2021

unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting

I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson

by MIKEY TYRONE December 18, 2013

Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.

I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl

by mickdoodlesby March 01, 2016

Unicorn dance

To have sexual intercourse with someone who is a 10 on the attractive scale when you yourself are a 5 or lower

Man Becky is hot but I can't do the unicorn dance with her she's out of my league.

by Swiggster23 January 28, 2015