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Two Bob Lob

Tossing a 20 cent piece on a fine girls ass then having all you mates shoot their loads on the ass to see who gets closest
As the boys came over last friday night to play cards we suggested to our flatmate Penny to partake in a game of Two Bob Lob she accepted winner got the pussy.
by Lob Bobber October 25, 2010
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Two Word Rule

When a female and male are communicating via text messaging and the female replies with two words or less, the male may not respond. Only exception is if the female is asking a question that consists of only two words. Also, smiley faces count as one word.
Male to another Male: I really want to text Sarah back but I can't because of the two word rule.

examples of two word rule in use include:

Male: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Female: Nothing much.

Male: How are you?
Female: Good.
by buckfuddy3 December 23, 2010
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Two Bars And A Four Loko

When Your Asking For An Ass Rape. meaning getting fuked up.
Ayy Two Bars And A Four Loko

"Oo hell Naww Sum1 Gna Get Raped."
by Ivan Prado August 23, 2011
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two two emojis

putting two emojis to show you find the other person bare attractive

originated in london
Guy 1: She's so peng... How do I get her attention?
Guy 2: Message her and make sure you send them two two emojis, yeah?
Guy 1: Yeah? But what kind??
Guy 2: These two two emojis: 😍😍
by vvxvy June 27, 2016
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Two Dudes

"Man, that guy is two dudes."
by kidjones November 4, 2003
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Two-Pack Shaker

A fun way to pronounce the deceased rapper, Tupac Shakur that greatly offends black people.

Don't say this within large groups of black people.
"I love two-pack shaker!"
by level7dreamer June 24, 2006
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two dutch mugs

To be really wasted.

a sort of spoonerism: too much drugs
"what has he taken?"
"Two Dutch Mugs"


"Ah, man, driving this car would be easier if it wasn't for these Two Dutch Mugs"
by spikee-pixie April 16, 2009
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