swimming tim

A drink, specifically a shot containing the semen and sperm of a man named Tim.

Trixie: Hi, my name is Trixie.
Tim: Cool, can I make you a swimmin' Tim?

by a bud February 17, 2005

Bastard Tim

Anyone who's named tim and is very fuckin' annoying.

Bastard Tim is annoying the shit out of me.
or
Bastard Tim won't shut-up.

by mike_james November 10, 2008

tim-der

when you completely fuck somthing over using no common sense .
pronounced TIMMMMMMMMMDDDEEERRRRR sounds like (TIMBER somthing that falls uncontrollably)

Tim -I broke my beer bottle by you car

Chris -Nah thats alright

Tim -Nah i sweep it with my hand

Chris -He TIM-DER bud

by wendal B January 8, 2014

Tim Foolery

Tom foolery's older brother and the one he learned everything from. Tim foolery is also the best prankster ever and the funniest guy you will ever know.

He's such a Tim Foolery, I hear he's gonna ride his rocket skates around a loop-de-loop and over a shark and onto a boat that will fly to atlantis where he will meet the real President Obama who has been kidnapped and held by the atlantians since the first day he was elected. Yeah. Quite the Tim Foolery.

by Tim Foolery November 14, 2011

Tiny Tim

A fellow roblox GaMeR .

Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .

Shags the gae-est of sheeps

Tiny Tim the man of my wildest dreams ;)

by JUBBA DA HUTT December 3, 2018

Tim Brody

The alleged twin brother of the Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. He is kept in the basement of the Patriots Coach/GM Bill Belichick and only let out to play football. Deterrents such as a tracker surgically implanted in his head and ninjas prevent him from revealing his true identity while on the field. The real Tom Brady is kept in a discrete location in the meantime. He makes attempts to get himself fired such as when he deflated his team's footballs in the 2015 AFC championship but no one seems to pick up on it.

Dilbert: Hey you know about Tim Brody?

Chuck: Never heard of him

by Wumbologist. February 7, 2020

Timmed up

To make a poorly written work schedule.

Jimmy: Who made this shift schedule? Billy: Hot damn it the schedule is timmed up again.

by Uberj November 19, 2018