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Peckerized

The mental state of a man while pacing around the house or elsewhere, with a fully erect penis. Typically leads to very bad judgment and poor decisions.
"Dude why were you caught in your front yard masturbating"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"
by CatFocks August 4, 2022
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
mugGet the crooked peckermug.

pecker necking

My second ex enjoyed giving head, and when she started cheating on me, I knew that she was pecker necking---a good blowjob.
Honey, have you been pecker necking with Juan?
by Garabaldbastard January 29, 2020
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The pecker on the decker

The pecker on the decker is when you dick a thot on a deck with ur peck aka penis
Yessssssssssssss daddy lets go to the deck so u can give me the pecker on the decker
by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019
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Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks
Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker
by SebastianJanakowski March 8, 2021
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top pecker

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