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crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy
Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.
by Rüf May 27, 2016
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Crispy baby

A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum
"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."
by Friccthisshenanigan May 3, 2018
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crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023
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Crispy Boi

The name of an extremely cold and refreshing beverage. Usually a shitty light american lager beer that hits the spot or a super carbonated and crisp energy drink.
You have have anything to drink?

Yea i have a few crispy bois in the fridge, go grab yourself one.
by BASS333 April 12, 2021
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Crispy Moist

An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.
by Crispy Moist October 2, 2018
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Crispy Revenge

Person 1: I listen to crappy remixes!
Person 2: EW! Crispy Revenge..
by dxshy-chan July 16, 2021
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Crispy Crater

When you prefer to get your ass eaten after not wiping for a few days.
I heard Jim prefers crispy craters to normal ass eating. He claims it is more nutritious!
by 808GUAC March 20, 2022
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