Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.

Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.

by Chriscape April 16, 2020

Anal covid

When you keep farting (anal coughing) but can’t smell it

Kyle has anal covid and no one wants to sit next to him.

by _meow_mix_ September 23, 2021

covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.

Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.

by bilemonger May 29, 2020

covid monkey

A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.

I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.

by Crauch December 10, 2020

Covid Vagina

When you have splinters in your ass hole.

“Damn, I got covid vagina Barry Scott.”
“Yeah, me too Stephanie. It sucks.”

by Dirtywaterfan10 January 2, 2021

Covid-Weinstein

A person who sexually harassed someone while quarantined for an illnesses.

John got corona virus, he told me he is now a Covid-Weinstein.

by Jehebebe March 20, 2020

“Covid moment”

A covid moment is when, after surviving the covid 19 virus, you have a foggy brain: unable to recollect everyday words, you’re somewhat disoriented, some people report being forgetful and cannot concentrate. Others have memory loss, etc. etc. its temporary but very alarming especially when you’ve relied upon your intelligence your entire life. That’s why its a moment, a covid moment.

Natasha’s “covid moment” alarmed her because She was so happy to see the beautiful object in her daughter’s hands . She exclaimed , “oh my what beautiful, beautiful….” But she couldn’t find the word, “flowers” to complete her sentence.

by WildestBlings May 15, 2021