When you perform a Steamy Richard (Where you take a solid shit in a sock, microwave til steam comes out of the pores, slap a friend with it) then assfuck the friend and clean off your dick in their mouth or cunt.
by ToiletBryanThoughts November 23, 2021

by mspizza November 4, 2021

Bryan Edward Gunawan is a good person, hard to love people, but if he loves someone he will not let go, this person is so funny
by FartBlob123 December 6, 2022

by BigChungusThe2nd May 9, 2023

Someone who flex a lot on Snapchat and likes to have more views
Also has a big head and gets but hurt over small stuff
Also has a big head and gets but hurt over small stuff
by Djmayo June 25, 2018

A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
