New Jersey Shit Shot

Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.

Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend

by The Sgt. October 29, 2010

Mount Misery and Mount Misery Road (new jersey)

Mount Misery Road is a long, winding road in the pinelands of south jersey. it just goes on and on and on and is rumored to never stop, just go around in circles. I've been down it before. It does go in circles. It's very creepy. Along it is the pinelands center, a methodist camp during the summer and a school environmental retreat during the school year. its one of the most amazing places on earth. the jersey devil and blond haired lady is fake. i went there on a school retreat. across the street from the cabin/dining hall area is a athletics field and the green cathedral. its not haunted. there are green benches and a cross because this is where the methodist kids who come there in the summer have sunday mass. its very beautiful. there are beautiful trails and lots of pine trees and animals. there is a huge lake that is amazing. its a really great place. there's a lot of scary rumors about it but they're not true. i've been there. i survived! its awesome!

mount misery and mount misery road (new jersey) is very creepy but awesome!

by i<3anime July 3, 2011

Dirty chevy (Piscataway New Jersey Edition)

this is when chevy from (piscataway new jersey) first cums inside of the girls vagina,then proceeds to cramp inside the girls vagina,mixing the cum and the crap making the chevy mix.

Yo she just got the worst word Dirty chevy (Piscataway New Jersey Edition) from this guy at the party.

by Chevy 007 November 6, 2007

New Jersey Bull Dozer

When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.

Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.

by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017

new jersey corndog

a) (n.) a breaded hotdog pierced with a wooden rod, which is fried to crispy texture and often enjoyed with mustard and butt chugging.

Our governor, Chris Christie loves him a good New Jersey corndog on the beach.

by schmidtyballs August 9, 2017

New Jersey Bulldozer

When you getting your haircut from your barber and he shaves your hair line too far back.

Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?

Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.

by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017

New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.

Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.

by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023