Mango

A codename for a guy who is tall, blond, and too old for that person.

Dude, check out Mango over there. He's looking real fine today.

by seriouslysirius November 22, 2023

space mango

The clitoris. To pleasure a lady, you must find the Space Mango.

Delores: so how was your date with Rocky?
Gwensy: well he couldn't find the Space Mango, if you know what i mean?
Delores: i don't follow you.
Gwensey: the clit. You incel.
Delores: Cripes!

by Deathshark August 10, 2018

mangoes on deck

When all you want in life are some Trader Joes soft and juicy dried mangoes and your lit ass coworker pulls them out of their desk drawer.

Yo !! I got mangoes on deck!

by mangotangofandango May 14, 2019

Mango

The end of all things, i.e. apocalypse. Typically said when reading or seeing something so stupid you wish for the end of the world just to make it stop.

"Did you see they raised interest rates again? Ugh, gimme mango."

by Original Ginge November 13, 2023

Balkan mango goon

an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure

"I cant wait to balkan mango goon when i get home!"

by oshiiii December 20, 2024

Jay x Mango

A real life ship that is very accurate to real life

Jay x Mango sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

by Blazesame June 17, 2025

Frosty mangoed

When somebody shoves frozen mango cubes up their bottom , waits for them to melt and than releases the melted cubes out , that’s a frosty mango

Wow I really frosty mangoed Lisa the other night

by Frosty fruit girl June 15, 2019