She’s been complaining that she’s getting older. Then I told her to try a little of my fountain of youth to help “slow down the aging”
by MMMagic Man July 25, 2018
Get the Fountain of youthmug. When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.
Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.
Is that why my sheets were brown?
Is that why my sheets were brown?
by Your real dad756777 March 5, 2019
Get the Chocolate Fountainmug. The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.
The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.
The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.
Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.
by Malcuntent May 10, 2024
Get the fountains of venusmug. When rancid pussy is a squirter
Mike: "Did you hear that Dave encountered a Trout Fountain last night?"
Jack: "Damn, I hope he's ready to wash his sheets at least six times."
Jack: "Damn, I hope he's ready to wash his sheets at least six times."
by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021
Get the Trout Fountainmug. by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022
Get the School water fountainmug. A triple gay threesome where two men shoot cum streams at eachother where a third man stays below and lets the Heavenly Mixture fall into his mouth. The third is typically white while the first two are black. It is named this because of the lengths they will go to have another sip.
I tried Fountain of Youthing with Brody and Joseph, I would sell all of my mortal possessions to have a single drop.
by farben_formen March 6, 2023
Get the Fountain of Youthingmug. A fountain of sneezes is when you sneeze so much that a pool of snot begins to form in the area that you sneeze.
by I can’t think of a name now oK September 23, 2018
Get the Fountain of sneezesmug.