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unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.
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farmer derrek

(farmer derrek) my big dick daddy derrek pounded me for hours last night 😍😍
by shdnfoenebdh February 4, 2021
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farmer snort

plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.
person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!
by aleckss May 15, 2005
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boogey farmer

An individual who spends an inordinate amount of time picking their nose. A serious farmer also eats their own crops.
Stopping at a red light while driving, I noticed a boogey farmer next to me harvesting some crops.
by boozemover April 8, 2012
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Jamaican Farmer

a synonym used for a drug dealer, mostly one who sells weed.
A: Hey man, i am looking for a jamaican farmer, do you know any around here?

B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
by H12F April 1, 2011
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coty farmer

the sexiest beast in the world every girl wants him
girl=thats right nola you want a coty farmer don't you?
Nola=Hell yea
by cgf1995 December 15, 2010
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Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017
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