Crispy

Something hip or fresh.

Something fresh and exhilarating.

I bought some new crispy shoes

by Juicy dr ro-booty October 13, 2015

Crispy

(adj.) on point, looking good

"Tinu's dressing sense just way too crispy, bro, I don't even canola oil"

by Lil Nikul February 19, 2019

Fried chicken crispy wings

Its the best food ever in your life. The crispyness...the fry-ness..... Oh my god i want to eat it now.

A: want sum fried chicken crispy wings bro
B: yea sure
A: crunch
B: crunch

by Smiley man •̀͜•́ April 25, 2022

Crispy

If something is cool it's crispy

Person 1 :Hey vro that's a crispy douche flute

Person 2 : Thanks vro

by lil degenerate April 21, 2017

Mr. Crispy

Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".

Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."

by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022

Crispy

The higher rank of cool

"How do you feel?"
"Cool, no, wait... I feel crispy!"

by This party is CRISPY December 17, 2017

Crispy

(programming, especially in relation to database query languages): a query is 'crispy' if it will technically run in a database, but it is extremely over-done and unnecessarily confusing.

He got the right answer, but that query sure is crispy.

by BlazingGardener February 22, 2024