Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro

Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

BARN

Adjective
Stands for Bad Ass Right Now.

I'm so BARN.

by parker granger August 19, 2014

Barn Crazy

once headed home, no devation is allowed! i.e. gas station, grocery store, or any stop is allowed. Fill sprint home!

at the end of our trip, she was barn crazy to get home.

by Vulture44 June 18, 2023

stick barn

Tall skinny man

I seen Paul today at the dollar store. He’s so tall. What a stick barn

by Welder Bobby July 9, 2023

barn games

Kissing cuddling etc

Barn games

by Scaring crowds June 9, 2024

barning

v. Doing any work in a barn or other outbuilding on a farm. Often used by people new to the rural life.

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Gotta get up early to plow the lower forty; then I got some barning to get after.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

kristina barnes

A cute girl who is involved in a lot. She loves music and sports, but most of all theater. Kristina Barnes is one of the goofiest and nicest girls you'll every meet.

Stranger 1: who's that?
Stranger 2: that's a Kristina Barnes!

by Maria Rainer April 11, 2017