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blade

the hottest fucking emo man known to man kind. I wanna rail him so fucking hard it’s not even funny. put me and him in a room together, and one of us will be coming out pregnant (it will NOT be me‼️‼️)

I wanna pull on blade’s pretty hair as i roughly pound his ass like there is no tomorrow.. I need him tied up on my bed, whimpering with streams of tears made of pleasure streaming down his face. I wanna fill him up with my load bro, he’s on my mind 24/7. I can’t control it, whenever I see him I start squealing and get on all fours.
A : “blade is so fucking hot I’m bouta bust⁉️”
B : “that’s so relatable :3”
by jingrenenjoyer October 16, 2023
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Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.
F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?
by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020
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Rusty Sling Blade

Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.
Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.
by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021
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yolo blading

When one or more persons are rollerblading and consuming alcohol at the same time.
My friend and I went yolo blading last weekend and we fell in love.
by stevey-cakes May 27, 2023
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The bey blade

When someone places a towel in one’s anus, and pulls it out violently causing the person to spin and eject feces.
“-Hey you, you wanna do the bey blade with me ?”
“-Hell yeah spin me around !”
by EG_Ultimate May 10, 2021
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Frozen Blade

Person A: "I love Frozen Blade"
Person B: "Wow you too?"
by Sister Iceland July 7, 2017
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beat blade

I’m diagnosed with beat blade.
by Quackingallday October 15, 2020
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