holy tits

A phrase most commonly used in a situation that is appaling or unbelievable. Similar to holy shit.

Holy tits! That girl is a guy?!

by c0balt April 26, 2006

Busting a Tit

When you get so angry at another man that your tit just pops and the milk goes fucking everywhere.

Damn, did you see Will Busting a Tit over there?

by TitBuster3000 November 28, 2017

Vitch Tits

(noun) An alternative name for Lance Stroll (currently a Formula One driver for Aston Martin) made by RocketPoweredMohawk, a Formula One satirist.

"Stroll 23, 24, 25"
"Don't you mean Vitch Tits? He's only part of La Mision!"

by Gerald725DoubleBarrel March 13, 2023

tofu tits

Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.

Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!

by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe November 20, 2014

Tits on a chicken

Completely worthless, useless.

As useless as tits on a chicken.

by clahck June 17, 2010

Frisbee Tits

Breasts that are round yet flat, so much so, you could rip them off a woman's, and in some rare cases a man's, chest and fling them in the air like a frisbee.

Person 1: Yo, you see that chick over there?
Person 2: Yeah, Yoana S?
Person 1: Yup. She's got some frisbee tits. Don't mess with those.

by Dave Grey 14 June 1, 2014

tit for brains

A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.

Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.

by Anony_mouse_776 November 29, 2010