Third Grade Jokes

Lame ass jokes people said when they were third graders

Timmy: Hey, are you smart?

Bob: yah

Timmy: Spell IT

Bob: S-M-A-R-T

Timmy: I said spell IT

*third-grade niggas*

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Christine: Talk to the hand, talk to the butt, talk to the man at pizaa-hut

Mike: okay

*dumbass niggas*

Third grade jokes are lame af

by UnCreative May 19, 2018

preposterous third

preposterous third wheel
preposterous third nipple
preposterous third testicle

works with pretty much every third thing.

person 1: wanna come to dinner with me and my girlfriend?
person 2: no way. i dont want to be a preposterous third wheel.

by R4CHH October 25, 2007

Tired Thirds

Third person to hop on the train.

Greg called shotgun,

Brad called sloppy seconds,
Eh fuck it, i guess ill take tired thirds.

by Fuckin_Monkey August 5, 2010

The third present

The act of allowing a guy to come in your mouth.

Guy 1: What did she get you for you birthday?
Guy 2: She gave me the third present.

by milimo June 11, 2011

danish thimble

When a man is vaginally fingering a woman and discovers a used condom full of semen inside her.

"So what happen with you and Susie?" "Man nothing. That bitch hit me with a Danish Thimble."

by TRAPDD November 29, 2013

April third

The act of blowing up one pussy with fireworks during an orgy full of 80 year old men ejaculating on a hunky fat black man

I was out with my girlfriend until I got to experience April third

by Eniggama April 13, 2022

throw-up thirds

what comes after sloppy seconds, usually applies to someone who is of less importance having sex with someone of more questionable sexual values

man look at that nerd,hes getting throw-up thirds from that slut jessica.

by joshtaco August 20, 2007