-Thief-

A person that pwnz you.

Thief just pwned you.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Thief in the Night

Waking up your girlfriend by rubbing her private part. This increases your chances of her accepting as women are most horny when they first wake up.

When I got off work this morning I pulled a thief in the night on Tina. 100% success ratio. :)

by C D O DOUBLE G December 11, 2019

bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.

Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Debbie Thiem

Uhhh....Someone. She's a mom. Yeah. My mom.

"Mom, go make me a grilled cheese. Like, now."

by The Dictionary March 10, 2005

cock thief

An unappealing that woman that provokes performance issues in a male suitor.

The bar was closing and there was no one left except for this cock thief. I took her home and I was right.

by Richard Hood January 16, 2009

A Legend In Thier Own Shower

1. Some one who thinks they are the greatest at some thing (or everything) but they realy arents

2. Some one who believes they are a great singer, but they only sing in their shower because the shower walls are the only thing that will listen to them

3. Boy Bands

Example

Girl: Brandon is trying to keep his "macho" reputation
Boy: Brandon is just a legend in his own shower

Brother 1: I am the best singer, you heard me in the shower
Brother 2: I plugged my ears. The walls of the shower listend. You are a legend in your own shower

Teenie Bopper: I love N'sync
Reality Check: They should have stuck to to being A legend in thier own shower

by Cameron O July 16, 2008

thiel

sub-verb of cockpirate, trick thieving wannabe

that 'thiel' just landed a 180 nose grind first go after i've been trying it for an hour, see also cunt

by tommy g January 16, 2005