on da road

around and about; in town.
often said when referring to self in 3rd person.

Jim: Jim is on da road.

by Imogenus April 4, 2009

kink in the road

A random bump in the road that messes everyone up and annoys people

There was akink in the road that really bothered me because I was on a smooth road so it made my car jump up randomly and scared me because I wasn't prepared.

by Randomwords22 June 5, 2018

Road Sled

A long, shitty car that is low to the ground and bottoms out even on flat, straight surfaces usually from lack of working shock absorbers. It sometimes is accompanied by mismatched tires, and doors. Also duct tape, and bungee cords may be visible. The car will most likely be traveling to Walmart, or an auto parts flea market.

Damn dude! Did you see that road sled just pass us?

by dickhole44 November 16, 2015

Worrin Road

Worrin road is the biggest shithole of them all, it is worse than the favelas in Brazil. Callum Cushen lives on this road and quite frankly it’s embarrassing. This guy is special and says some stupid stuff

“Callum where tf do you live”
“Worrin road”
“🤮”

by Thorndales April 6, 2023

Road Karma

Punishment by divine intervention for previously committed road crimes. For example , cutting people off on the freeway , turning from the wrong lane , doing a California roll instead of stop , etc .

I was on my way to the airport and just when I was about to exit , damn ! Road Karma !! A huge SUV cut me off and I missed my exit and missed the flight . Next time I cut someone off I will remember "Road Karma"

by ElMalevo December 3, 2010

feeder road

A minor road that goes along the side of a highway.

"Definitely my hometown needs a feeder road to solve transportation problems."

by Cheledemingo December 6, 2016

Road Brownie

1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.

2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.

1
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."

2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."

by Croganizer March 1, 2014